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"I can tell you right now that this ain't going to work."
"What'll it be, handsome?"
Tags:vain, vanity, reflection, reflect, reflects, handsome, look, looks, looked, diner, diners, serve, serving, ego, egos, beauty, beautiful, chat up, chatting up, pick up, picking up, picked up, young, younger, youth, compliment, compliments, complimented, complimented, homosexual, gay, homosexuals, gays
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
'Who ordered the caesar salad?'
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
A tennis player serves with the fish and net.
"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"
'Doubles are easy. When they serve, just charge the net.'
Tags:tennis, player, players, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, serve, serves, serving, service, services, double, doubles, partner, partners, charge, charges, charging, charged, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidated, pair, pairs, paired, pairing, pairings, team sport, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'
Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
Tags:cafe, cafes, rapunzel, hair, hairs, soup, soups, waiter, waiters, waitings, serve, serves, serving, department, departments, pretty, pretties, eat, eating, eats, eater, found, find, finding, findings, close, closed, closing, shut down, shut, tell, tells, orders, order, ordering, orderer, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, vermin, park, parks, city park, city parks, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, feed the birds, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, restaurateur, waiter, waiters, restaurant owner, restaurant owners, central park, manhattan, serve, serving, eating out, dining out, pumpkin seed, pumpkin seeds, bird seed, bird feed, overkill, over-kill, over do, over done, over-do, over done, excess, excessive, making a fuss, city, cities, urban, urban life, city life
"If you're willing to wait, the soup is always better on the second day."
Tags:restaurants, restaurant, cook, cooking, serve, service, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, better tomorrow, soup, soups, wait, waiting, unhelpful, waits, better the next day, better the second day, cooks, unrealistic, food, foods, dine, dinner, dining, starter, starters, cliche, saying, saying
"Harold! You promised!"
Tags:promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spiking
'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'
"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
Tags:drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy
"Would you take the guy at Table 4? I used to be his broker."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, server, servers, serve, broker, brokers, financial crisis, global financial crisis, credit crunch, recession, career change, career changes, careers, career, job losses, job loss, fired, sacked, redundancy, made redundant, banking, banking crisis
'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
Lawyers Playing Tennis
"I'm sorry, have you been grimacing long?"
"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."
Tags:uniform, uniforms, service, serve, serving, football, american football, football uniform, football uniforms, team, teams, self, selfless, selfless act, selfless acts, surrender yourself, surrender, self-denial, denial, ego, egotistic, pretend, pretending, self-aggrandizement, self aggrandizing, self-aggrandizing, self-aggrandisement, self-aggrandising, self aggrandising, pep talk, pep talks, motivational talk, soldier, soldiers, football player, football players, duty, duties
"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."