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"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog truck, food truck, food trucks, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, food vendor, food vendors, hot dog vendor, condiments, old age, old people, guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, fast food, toppings, extras, service industry, customer service
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
The Big Tipper
Tags:space, outer space, science, star, stars, constellation, constellations, big dipper, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, service, customer service, service industry, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, tipper, tippers, big tipper, big tippers, customer, customers, money, word play, wordplay
A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
Tags:trade, trade union, union, unions, unionism, unionist, diner, diners, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, labor, labour, labors, labours, labouring, laboring, laborers, labourers, service, service industry, food, foods, eat, eating, eateries, menu, menus, cost, costs, price, prices, pricing, chef, chefs, class, class awareness
"Yes everything's fine. Why wouldn't it be?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiter, waiting staff, check in, restaurant check in, fussy eater, fussy eaters, inspecting the food, inspecting food, fussy customer, fussy customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, suspicious, suspicious questions, suspicion, diners, diner, customer, customers, service industry
"How's the burger?"
Tags:beach, beachfront, jetty, harbor, harbor side, harbour side, harbour, foodie, foodies, food stall, stall, stand, food stand, food hut, crab, crabs, crab meat, food lover, food lovers, burger, burgers, unrealistic, provide, providing, customer, customers, customer service, food industry, service industry, customer is always right, customer's always right, wrong, not for sale, misinterpret, misinterpreted, stupid, stupidity, snack, snacks
"Don't tell him anything."
Tags:waiter, waiters, paranoid, paranoia, suspicious, suspicion, dining, dinner, diner, fine dining, dinner, food, foodie, restaurant, restaurant, hostage, hostages, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogated, questioning, questioned, my lips are sealed, lips are sealed, couple, couples, date night, dating, service industry, difficult, difficult customer, difficult customers, customers, customer, customer service
Tags:cat, cats, restaurant, restaurants, dining, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, service, service industry, allow me, manner, manners, polite, politely, politeness, etiquette, pet, pets, personification, personify, personified, eating out, out to eat, knock, knock over, cat things, cat lady, crazy cat lady
Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk
Tags:hell, hellish, satan, satanic, underworld, under world, after life, after-life, complaint, complaints, customer service, customer, customers, service, service industry, metaphor, metaphors, personal hell, personal hells, angel, angels, religious imagery, religious images, religion, religions, devil, devils, the devil, bible, bible, the bible, biblical, wrong place
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, salads, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, meatfree, meat-free, meatless, organic, organics, animal rights, animal rights activist, modern life, modern world, modernity
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, eating out, eat, fine dining, dining, restaurants, specials, specials menu, dinner, diner, dine, waiter, waiters, catering, service, service industry, catering industry, wait staff, order, orders, may i take your order, take your order, memory, remember
"Everything all right?"
Tags:reverse, reversal, reversed, turn around, turned around, subvert, subverted, customer service, pun, puns, service, service industry, restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, out ot eat, eating out, foodie, foodies, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, tray, trays, work, working, gratitude, grateful, polite, manners, good manners, food lover, food lovers
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
Tags:marriage, married, propose, proposal, engage, engaged, ring, rings, engagement, proposed, proposals, consumer, consumerism, clerk, clerks, assistant, assistants, saving, savings, class, class, lower class, service, service industry, customer, customer divide, love, loving, romance, romantic, romantically, marry, marrying, bride, brides, bridal, dress, dresses, wedding, wedding dress, wedding dresses, modern life, modern, modern world
"Hello, my name is Tony. I'm your waiter, and I'll be dining with you tonight."
Tags:waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, service industry, service, customer service, fine dining, dining, out to eat, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, high society, out to dinner, dinner, date, dates, wait staff, catering, menu, menus, order, orders, couple, couples, interrupt, interrupts, uninvited, unusual, bad customer service, good customer service, hospitality
"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."
Tags:work-life balance, life-work balance, life/work balance, work/life balance, service industry, manufacturing industry, trend, trends, career change, career changes, career path, career paths, quit, quits, quitting, high-paying job, boss, bosses, redundancy, redundancies, high-paying job, high paying job, work trend, work trends
"How's the squid?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, squid, squid ink, ink, splatter, mess, messy, messy food, stupid question, stupid, stupid questions, dangerous, danger, messy eater
"A large Coke and an order of fries."
Tags:drive through, drive throughs, drive thru, drive thrus, order, orders, ordering, fast food, fast food chain, fast food chains, convenience, modern convenience, modern conveniences, medieval times, medieval life, knight, knights, general, generals, military general, military generals, horseback, service, service industry, service industries, suit of armor, suits of armor, armour, armor, suit of armour
'The good news is, we've got 100 percent less complaints. The bad news is, we've lost all our customers.'
'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction
"This is our soft opening."
Tags:foodie, foodies, food, food lover, food lovers, grand opening, restaurant, restaurants, catering, soft open, soft opening, food industry, industry, service industry, service, street food, street, the price of opening, the price of opening a restaurant, dining, diner, side walk, sidewalk, pavement
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
Tags:sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering
"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."
Tags:restaurant, restaurant employees, restaurant employee, server, servers, service, serving staff, serving staffs, service industry, waiter, waiters, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, unemployment, out of work, unemployed, laid off, job hunting, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, street food, street foods
"You folks drunk enough yet?"
Tags:drink, drunk, drunks, drinking, drunken, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bar-tender, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, party, parties, alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, binge, binge-drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, date, dates, dating, pretence, pretences, barman, bar man, service industry, service, bad service, customer, customer service, bad customer service