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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.
"Wot, no economy?"
Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.
Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!
'Just a little psychological warfare to intimidate the enemy.'
Servicemen holding American flag. Sergeant says 'Good news, men, we'll be getting the new flagpole tomorrow.'
Soldier with a halo of skulls.
Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.
Armed Forces cutbacks.
'The large crate contains my medals.'
'I got that one for getting this one.'
'I got that one for driving in Washington traffic...'
GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.
'Vice squad - you're busted.'
'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'
'Yes, we're very keen to stop guns getting into young people's hands...'
'DUCK'! - After his service in Iraq, waldo found a perfect job as a parcel delivery man.
"The blue one is for the budget battle of "09", the red one for the sequester of "15", and the purple one..."
"As a matter of fact they are my desk jockey wings."
"Is something funny, soldier?"
"Oh yes, I proudly served."