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In case of fire - Break glass.
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
Tax Preparation Service - Free alterations.
"Good heavens, lady, you're right! It is a Kenwood Multichef Food Mixer!"
"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."
"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."
'When last did you have your oil changed?'
His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.
'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'
Regular servicing protects your warranty, and your family from psycho mechanics.
'All of our wines are made me on the premises.'
"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."
'For an extra $50, I'll throw in the flying truck tire repellent.'
'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'
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'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'
Al's City Toe Truck Service.
10-Minute Oil Change and 2-Hour Wait.
'All this car needs is a little love and affection.'
Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.
"It would be easier to tell you what does work. It's your air freshener!"
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'Each customer receives a 12 point inspection...and that's just your credit history!'
'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'
'A pint of petrol and three drops of oil please.'