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'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"
'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.
'Wait, are you allergic to bees or nuts?... I can never remember.'
'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"
'Single or double?'
'We're out of tuna fish, but the customer at table 6 said he doesn't mind sharing his sandwich with you.'
'Very nice, but it needs an extension.'
'Mind if I start without you?'
'How was the squid?'
'Just two fingers old man!'
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'
'I knew there was a catch! Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight serviings.'
'He didn't like it chef!'
'I understand that some patrons are getting flies in their soup.'
"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."