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"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
Tags:age, aged, aging, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-age, party, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parties, party conversation, party conversations, introduction, introductions, set-up, set-ups, set up, set ups, fix up, fix ups, fix-up, fix-ups, senior, seniors, children, getting old, getting older
"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"Then, when I tell the board to jump, you yell 'how high?' "
Tags:plant, plants, board meeting, board meetings, executive, executives, business executive, business meeting, business meetings, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, set up, set-up, how high, management style, managements styles, supporter, supporters, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating
"See if you can get him to torment something."
Tags:devil, devils, the devil, christian, christianity, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, photography, photographer, photographers, wildlife photography, wildlife photographer, wildlife photographers, nature photography, nature photographer, nature photographers, torment, tormenting, tormented, film, filming, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, documentary, documentaries, stage, staged, set-up, set up, set-ups, set ups, hell, encourage, encouraging
"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
Tags:legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, interview, interviews, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, crime, jail, jails, prison, prisons, bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, entrapment, trap, traps, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, set-up, set-ups, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, blame, blaming, blame game
"Yes, the search was totally by-the-book. I recall covering my eyes and counting to 100 before I began looking."
"Sorry Ed, I forgot about the trap door we installed."
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
Tags:assassination, assassinations, murder, murders, getting away with murder, set up, set-up, set ups, set-ups, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, ice age, the ice age, glacier, glaciers, glacial motion, geography, geology
'It's not a fix-up! You'll see! There's no one you'd even remotely be interested in!'
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
Tags:planet, planets, space, outer space, spaceship, spaceships, rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, first look, moon, moons, dark side of the moon, far side of the moon, the other side of the moon, false, fake, phoney, phony, artificial, hollow, prop, props, set-up, set up, disappointment, shock, surprise, man, humanity, humans, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, science
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
'Professional wrestling is fake. Let's watch Storage Wars.'
'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'
"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"
'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'
"We've been framed."
Tags:mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, frame, frames, framed, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, patron, patrons, gang, gags, organized crime, set up, set-up, set-ups, set ups, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, suspect, suspects, wanted poster, wanted posters
'I know that there's something wrong with this setup.'
'I wish I had a pound for every crook who told me he was fitted up.'
"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."
Now all they needed was a punchline...
"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"
Tags:blind date, blind dates, set up, set ups, set-up, set-ups, double date, double dates, double dating, alimony, alimony payment, alimony payments, good looking, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love life, golddigger, golddiggers, golddigging, gold-digger, gold-diggers, shallow, shallowness
"For my next trick I need one brave volunteer from the audience."