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"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"See if you can get him to torment something."
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"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
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"Sorry Ed, I forgot about the trap door we installed."
"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
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'It's not a fix-up! You'll see! There's no one you'd even remotely be interested in!'
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
'Professional wrestling is fake. Let's watch Storage Wars.'
'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'
"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"
'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'
"We've been framed."
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'Ms Always-a-bridesmaid-never-a bride, met Mr Almost-right...'
"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."
"For my next trick I need one brave volunteer from the audience."
Now all they needed was a punchline...
"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"