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"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
Tags:age, aged, aging, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-age, party, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parties, party conversation, party conversations, introduction, introductions, set-up, set-ups, set up, set ups, fix up, fix ups, fix-up, fix-ups, senior, seniors, children, getting old, getting older
"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"Don't worry, Jimmy. If I die you'll be taken care of. Quickly."
"Then, when I tell the board to jump, you yell 'how high?' "
Tags:plant, plants, board meeting, board meetings, executive, executives, business executive, business meeting, business meetings, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, set up, set-up, how high, management style, managements styles, supporter, supporters, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters
"See if you can get him to torment something."
Tags:devil, devils, the devil, christian, christianity, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, photography, photographer, photographers, wildlife photography, wildlife photographer, wildlife photographers, nature photography, nature photographer, nature photographers, torment, tormenting, tormented, film, filming, filmmaker, filmmakers, film maker, film makers, wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, documentary, documentaries, stage, staged, set-up, set up, set-ups, set ups, hell, encourage, encouraging
"All those in favor say 'aye'. All those out of favor just be quiet."
"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."
Tags:dating, date, dates, single, singles, set up, setting up, blind date, blind dates, looking for love, dodged a bullet, dodging a bullet, potential partner, boyfriend material, not boyfriend material, ex, exes, ex partner, ex boyfriend, bad partner, bad partners, dating pool, dating pools, dating prospects
"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
Tags:dating, date, dinner date, formal date, first date, bad date, breakup, break up, broken up, broke up, dislike, mismatch, unmatched, uninterested, online dating, blind date, set up, run away, runaway, ditched, stood up, perfect match, singles, single, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, blind date, blind dates, nightmare, nightmares, rejection, rejections, harsh, rejecting, reject, rejects
"You're really nice, Richard. I was hoping I could fix you up with my mom."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, blind date, blind dates, set up, fix up, set you up, fix you up, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, kid, kids, child, children, parent, daughter, daughters, adult child, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, mother-daughter relationships, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, divorcee, divorcees, middle-age, middle-aged, middle age, middle aged, old age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, approval, approve, screening, test, tests, testing
"Maybe you set it up wrong."
Tags:tv, technology, 3-d, glasses, install, set up, plasma, flat-screen, wide-screen, living room, electronics, couch, incompetent, home theater, home theaters, home cinema, home cinemas, 3d tv, 3d television, 3-d tv, 3-d television, 3d glasses, 3-d glasses, doesn't work, not working, entertainment system, entertainment systems, home entertainment, mankoff
A man in a picture frame pleads with the judge - 'But Your Honour, I was framed!'
'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'
'We're invited to a wine and cheese party. Sounds like a 'sting' to me!'
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
"Sorry Ed, I forgot about the trap door we installed."
"My girlfriend said you were cute, but, gosh, she didn't say how cute."
"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
Tags:assassination, assassinations, murder, murders, getting away with murder, set up, set-up, set ups, set-ups, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, ice age, the ice age, glacier, glaciers, glacial motion, geography, geology
'I've been framed!'
"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, gaol, gaols, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellamte, cellmates prisoner, prisoners, convinct, convicts, crooked, criminal, criminals, villainous, nefarious, bent, corrupt, corruption, fbi, f.b.i., federal bureau of investigation, fbi officer, fbi officers, planting evidence, set up, setting up
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
'It's not a fix-up! You'll see! There's no one you'd even remotely be interested in!'
"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
Tags:planet, planets, space, outer space, spaceship, spaceships, rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, first look, moon, moons, dark side of the moon, far side of the moon, the other side of the moon, false, fake, phoney, phony, artificial, hollow, prop, props, set-up, set up, disappointment, shock, surprise, man, humanity, humans, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, science
"Hey Mr. President. Don't you think it's unfair how black people can say the N-word but we can't?"
Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'