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Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'
'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'
"It's all part of the terms of the merger."
'Well, technically, I'm not really ON the couch.'
"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."
A woman lounges topless on a sofa
The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.
Minimalist Apartment rejects old furniture.
"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
Tags:furniture, decoration, decorating, interior decoration, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, sofa, sofa, armchair, armchair, settee, settees, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, commercialism, bigger is better, bigger is best, greed, greedy, extravagance, extravagant, over do, over-do, ostentation, ostentatious, purchase, shop, shoppers, shopping, shopper, the bigger the better, supersize, super-size, advertising, advertisement, power of advertising, tiny people, relative size, furnishings, home furnishings
"I'll tell him the cat did it."
Tags:sofa, sofas, arm chair, arm chairs, settee, settees, couch, couches, lie, lying, lies, liar, destroy, destroyed, break, broke, attention seek, attention seeking, attention seeker, blame, blaming, excuse, excuses, cat, cats, anger, angry, anger issues, anger management, mental health, mental problems, marriage, marriage problems, relationship, relationship problems
When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.
Eventual Motion Machine
'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'
"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."
"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."
"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."
Tags:salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales report, sales reports, sales slump, sales slumps, business jargon, business language, couch, couchs, sofa, sofas, sales target, sales targets, economic downturn, economic downturns, recession, recessions, settee, settees, sales chart, sales charts, sales graph, sales graphs
"Finally we're alone."
Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.
A case against talking furniture
A long wait
Grandpappy's First Cushioned Chair
'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'
Christmas tree exchange
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive seas, decoration, decorations, decorating, swap, swaps, exchange, exchanges, sofa, sofas, settee, settees, reindeer, deer, venison, buck, bucks, stag, stags, forest, forests, wood, woods
'It's for the garden, actually.'