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"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
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"First we get a bunch of cows."
"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."
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A musician disturbs his napping pet dog by playing the horn.
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"You two seem oddly suited."
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'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'
"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."
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"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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"Hey Mr. President. Don't you think it's unfair how black people can say the N-word but we can't?"
Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"
'Too much helium.'
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'
You'lll recognize yours by the cute little mole on her shoulder.
'Fred's had a rough day. He was laid off, run down, set up, and now he's fit to be tied.'
"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."