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'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'
"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."
'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
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"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."
'Oh,no, not again!'
"And my spittoon will go right about there."
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'I'll be thankful if history rewrites this day to make us look better.'
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"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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'I can't help you. This vehicle's not covered.'
"And a twist of yam."
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'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''
Turkeys run as pilgrims arrive.
'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'
"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
'There goes civilization as we know it.'
'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'
"It's a big land, Chief. Trust me, We'll only take a bit for ourselves."
Seeing the elephant.
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Man sits on house.
Native American saying 'no to asylum seekers'.
'We shall call this new territory, 'Oming.''