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Severance Cartoons and Comics

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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

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"See, it's right here in the pre-nup, Louise; if you walk out, I get two week severance sex."

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"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."

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'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'

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Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers

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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

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"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

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"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."

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"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."

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"We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package."

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"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

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"Let's suppose I don't like the job after a week or so. How much severance pay can I count on?"

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"You've been with us a long time, Winnie, and we're prepared to offer you a generous severance package."

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'Our severance packages are so generous we can't afford to let anyone go.'

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'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'

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"Jim, say hi to Tom, our severance consultant."

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"See, it's right here in the pre-nup. If you walk out, I get two weeks' severance sex."

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'I've decided to simplify my life, Roy. You're out. My Iphone is in.'

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"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

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I took the early retirement package.

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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."

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"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

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'Your severance package is that we got you an audition on Wheel of Fortune.'

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"Care to donate to your severance pay?"

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'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'

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