Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'It was an early-retirement offer I couldn't turn down. They threw a pile of money my way, asked me to disappear in a puff of smoke, and before they could change their minds, I was gone!'
'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'
"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, manager, manager, management, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, job, work, fire, firing, fired, test, tests, testing, special assignment, special assignments, assignment, assignments, task, tasks, special task, special tasks, unemployment, unemployed, severance, severance package, severance packages, severance pay, redundancy, redundancy package, redundancy packages, redundancy pay, human resources, hr, h.r.
'He quickly became irreplaceable when we saw the size of his severance package.'
'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'
Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers
Tags:retirement, retirement package, retirement packages, downsize, downsize, golden parachute, golden parachutes, middle manager, middle managers, middle management, severance pay, severance package, redundancy package, severance packages, redundancy pay, downsizing, job, employment, parachute, manager, 401k, severance, pay
"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
Tags:scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, scapegoater, scapegoaters, severance package, severance packages, ritual slaying, ritual slayings, golden parachute, golden parachutes, severance deal, severance deals, board, boards, boardroom, boardrooms, businessmen, businessman, office politics, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."
"We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package."
"And as part of your severance package you can choose either a jar of my homemade salsa or some of my Texas-style barbecue sauce."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, laid off, fired, unemployed, unemployment, termination, downsizing, severance, severance package, severance packages, redundancy, choice, choices, salsa, barbecue sauce, barbeque sauce, homemade, food, consolation, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, offer, offers, offering
"Let's suppose I don't like the job after a week or so. How much severance pay can I count on?"
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, severance, severance package, severance packages, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, unemployment, lay-offs, laid off, laid-off, problem, problems, issue, issues, company, companies, worker, workers, employee, employees, let go, execution, guillotine, executions, guillotines, guillotine platform, guillotine platforms, history, french revolution, capital punishment, punishments, sever, severing, death, unemployed
'Our severance packages are so generous we can't afford to let anyone go.'
'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'
"If I weren't so grossly overpaid, I'd negotiate a humongous severance package and walk right out of here!"
"My last boss made me sign a nondisclosure agreement."
'We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package.'
"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."
"Apparently, it's his severance package."
'I'm afraid we have to let you go. As you know, you're entitled to a 'Golden Handshake'...
'My severance package was an insult. It's not about the small amount of money. It's about how little I can buy with the money.'
'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'
'I was hoping for a different kind of severance package.'
'Nobody wants to hear the 'Outta Work With The Eight Million Dollar Severance Package Blues'.'
'Do you remember the old days when 'go green' meant big bonus, big dividend, or big severance package?'