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Severance Pay Cartoons and Comics
Severance Pay cartoon 1 of 47
'It was an early-retirement offer I couldn't turn down. They threw a pile of money my way, asked me to disappear in a puff of smoke, and before they could change their minds, I was gone!'
Severance Pay cartoon 2 of 47
"Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package."
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Severance Pay cartoon 3 of 47
'You've cost this company millions, so we have no choice but to get rid of you with a million dollar severance package.'
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Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers
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retirement, retirement package, retirement packages, downsize, downsize, golden parachute, golden parachutes, middle manager, middle managers, middle management, severance pay, severance package, redundancy package, severance packages, redundancy pay, downsizing, job, employment, parachute, manager, 401k, severance, paySeverance Pay cartoon 5 of 47
"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."
Severance Pay cartoon 6 of 47
'The salary is not that great - the real money is when they let you go.'
Severance Pay cartoon 7 of 47
"Let's suppose I don't like the job after a week or so. How much severance pay can I count on?"
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job seeker, job seekers, job, jobs, work, working, payment, recruiting, recruitment, applicant, severance, pay, new role, new job, slacker, slacking, lazy, laziness, quitter, undetermined, work shy, indolent, idle, disinclined, severance pay, severance package, severance packagesSeverance Pay cartoon 8 of 47
'I thought you were ousted as CEO.' 'I was. But with my golden parachute I bought the company. I'm Baaack!'
Severance Pay cartoon 9 of 47
"See, it's right here in the pre-nup. If you walk out, I get two weeks' severance sex."
Severance Pay cartoon 10 of 47
"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."
Severance Pay cartoon 11 of 47
'I'm afraid we have to let you go. As you know, you're entitled to a 'Golden Handshake'...
Severance Pay cartoon 12 of 47
'You wouldn't know to look at me now, but I was around in the days of 'Obscene Compensation'.'
Severance Pay cartoon 13 of 47
"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"
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brewery, breweries, buyout, buyouts, brewing, beer, beers, ale, ales, craft beer, craft beers, real ale, real ales, lager, lagers, buying out, buy-out, buy-outs, buy out, buy outs, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers, offer, offer, management buyout, management buyouts, severance, severance pay, golden parachute, golden parachutes, golden handshake, golden handshakesSeverance Pay cartoon 14 of 47
"Care to donate to your severance pay?"
Severance Pay cartoon 15 of 47
'My severance package was an insult. It's not about the small amount of money. It's about how little I can buy with the money.'
Severance Pay cartoon 16 of 47
'I was hoping for a different kind of severance package.'
Severance Pay cartoon 17 of 47
'Nobody wants to hear the 'Outta Work With The Eight Million Dollar Severance Package Blues'.'
Severance Pay cartoon 18 of 47
"You get a bonus too. It's called severance pay."
Severance Pay cartoon 19 of 47
"I don't want severance pay but I'm growing tired of sufferance pay."
Severance Pay cartoon 20 of 47
"We've downgraded the Golden Parachute."
Severance Pay cartoon 21 of 47
'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'
Severance Pay cartoon 22 of 47
'At least they offered us a severance gift card.'
Severance Pay cartoon 23 of 47
'They made a mistake when firing you, but corrected it with a stop-payment on your severance pay check.'
Severance Pay cartoon 24 of 47
My severance package was an insult. It's not about the money, it's about how little I can buy with the money.
Severance Pay cartoon 25 of 47
That's the severance package, a book on Clipping Coupons to Make Ends Meet?
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severance pay, severance, coupon, coupons, voucher, vouchers, save money, saving money, published, getting published, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, editing, write, writes, writer, writers, writing, novel, novels, book, books, author, authors, fired, redundant, redundancyMore cartoons with the keyword 'severance pay'