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Dog with chew toy.
'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'
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Sewing Machines in Surgery
'I wonder if this needle will do....'
"Have they decided not to have M-day."
'Why do we have to see the doctor? Why couldn't Grandma sew me up?'
'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'
A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.
'At least you could talk to me while I sew...'
Merit badge for badge removal.
The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.
'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'
'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'
Needlework for beginners.
A man sews broken hearts back together.
'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'
Try and guess my wife's favourite hobby.
Times get tough for the thimble.
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Patching the EU
'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'
'I did darn your socks, dear. I said 'darn you, socks'.'