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Real Summer Legs
"He's all beef!"
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"
"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"
The Truth About Mermaids
"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."
"Nice. I bought a camisole once but it never worked."
"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."
"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."
"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"
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"Maybe you recognize me. I'm the really naked guy in those Gianni Versace ads."
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"And me without my bear spray!"
"Pander to a lower common denominator."
"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."
"Maybe you don't remember why we don't have sex anymore.... but I do!"
As you get older your eyesight may fade a little....which is a good job all things considered.
'Miss Bondwell will now illustrate us how to make boring board meetings a thing of the past.'
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
"It's been tested in a harem."
"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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"If you want sex, just ask – there's no need to preface everything with 'In light of recent events.'"
Tags:couple, relationship, relationships, long-term relationships, come-ons, bad come-ons, terrible come ons, allure, alluring, sex appeal, no sex appeal, bad pick-up lines, terrible pick-up lines, foreplay, verbal foreplay, foreplay, terrible foreplay, in the mood, killing the mood, kill the mood, ruin the moment, ruined the moment
"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."
"Wow! She's hot."