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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
"Call me old fashioned, but when a girl has more tattoos than I have..."
"Thanks for saying nice figure. But try it without the finger quotes, ok?"
And he's caring and honest and gentle/ I'd do her.
'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'
"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only
"Wow, what a DILF."
Sexual Competition between Peacock and Man
"Here. Drink this till I'm hot."
"I'm feeling asexy, baby!"