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"I don't know why we aren't retaining our female staff...I mean we do everything we can to make the little darlings feel they can be as good as the chaps."
'I'm not getting paid as much as my female peers.'
Of course we were keen to appoint more women but I'm afraid many of them lack two essential qualifications for a career in banking.... Testicles!
EU rules state charging men more than women for car insurance is discrimination.
'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'
'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'
'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'
'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'
"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."
Welcome to the Glass Cliff
"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."
'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'
'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'
'We can take you on, but we'll have to let you go if a man 'needs your job'.'
'Good meeting, gentlemen, except for the sports metaphors.'
The Glass Ceiling
'...And then we painted 'No Girls Allowed' on the clubhouse.'
I should have made partner but I think I lacked two essential properties...testicles!
'I'm afraid we're going to have to charge your club with sex discrimination.'
'Er...a word about your Mission Statement, please, Maureen.'
'Are you firing me because I'm old, a woman or your mother?'
'You're hired, but remember, I'm the ass-kisser around here!'
'Well, Mrs Jones works great against halitosis! Every man who sees her stops breathing!'
'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'