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"Trust me, Senator. Many people have active and fulfilling sex lives long after they've retired from Congress."
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'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'
"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."
"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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"I can't wait for the condom to be invented!"
(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)
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"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"
"I suppose it was very sweet and old-fashioned of him, but, still, it was syphilis."
Be My P.C.V
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"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."
"Oh no! The kids have been making condoms again."
"It's VD-Day. Shall we engage in the traditional exchange of venereal disease?"
'Wait a minute? You fill a boat full of animals to mate and then you use all the E.D. pills for yourself? Now, what am I supposed to do?'
"I've been reading Sis's diary, Dad -- You have that 'birds and bees' stuff all wrong."
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"How many sex partners have you had?"
Uptight Medical Clinic: We treat the whole person, except sexual stuff.
"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"
Man looking at a pack of condoms on a shop shelf that has the label, "Family Size".
Doric, Ionic and Platonic.
"C'mon, baby. No. You know it's not as good when I wear it."
"Cancel my appointment, something came up."
Impotence Clinic - droopy door handle.
"I must have gotten it from the internet."