Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
"Ah, Harding—perhaps you can give us some input from the straight community."
"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
"We're shipwrecked, stranded on this desert island, then to make matters worse for you...I'm a lesbian!"
Birdbath Choices: His, Hers, and Gender Neutral.
"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"
"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."
"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"
"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"
"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."
"Son, you may have been hearing a lot lately about the birds and the birds and the bees and the bees."
"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."
'That would explain the lack of romance.'
"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I swing both ways."
"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I feel like a 'gatherer' trapped in a 'hunter's' body."
"He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel."
'The military family's 'Don't ask, don't yell' policy
'See...? I told you that acceptance of the gay lifestyle was wrecking the institution of marriage!!'
"But I'm gay."
"Oh,son, it was very brave of you to come out to us. But we always sorta knew that you are gray."
Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."
"I met him on-vine, Tarzan now swings both ways."