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"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"She's considered a flight risk."
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"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."
A girl heads off to school, having climbed out of her tower.
"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."
The Chess Game.
'Hey you! Unchain every pen in this bank and no one will get hurt! Understand?'
'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''
'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'
"Yep! Should have gone with plan 'B'!"
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Prisoner: You Are Here
'Such a shining example of happy marraige! Bobbie and Zaidy, what's your secret?'
'You've escaped once too often haven't you?'
'After a while the 'fasten seat belt' routine gets to you.'
'They say the memory's first to go... I forgot why I'm here.'
'Say something funny,'
101 uses of a dead cat: shackles.
'I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'R'.'
'Me? Just a cartoon character caught up in another damn cliche.'