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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
Tags:sham, shams, halloween, halloween candy, candy, candies, sweet tooth, parent, parents, overprotective, overprotect, overprotecting, deception, deceptions, deceive, deceives, confiscate, confiscates, confiscating, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, punish, punishes, health nut, health nuts, healthy living, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, candy lover, candy lovers, sweets, sugar addict, sugar addicts
"Each of us harbors a secret fear he'll be unmasked as a fake, a fraud, a charlatan."
Tags:charlatan, fake, fake news, fraud, quack, quacks, sham, con artist, con artists, unmasked, found out, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, impostor, impostors
'You're not how I imagined you'd look from your avatar, Conan.'
'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'
Tricking soldiers attacking with a battering ram.
Tags:castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege tactic, siege tactics, siege warfare, warfare, medieval, middle ages, attack, attacking, battering ram, balustrades, battlements, besieged, offense, trick, trickery, cunning, tactics, tactical, advantage, ruse, strategy, foul play, fair play, fake, sham, cliff, fall, falling, combat, war, art of war
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog behavior, dog behaviors, dog behaviour, dog behaviours, psychic, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyants, palm reader, palm readers, crystal ball, crystal balls, educated guess, educated guesses, guess, guesses, prediction, predictions, sham, shams, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, faking, faking it, fraud, frauds
"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."
'I claimed that I coudn't remember what happened, and they got me for 'shamnesia.''
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"Not to worry. I just upgraded to a 5K display monitor, and the future is thirty-three percent clearer."
Tags:psychic, psychics, clairvoyants, clairvoyant, fortune teller, fortune telling, fortune tellers, tarot, horoscopes, horoscope, astrology, prediction, predicting, future, diviner, crystal ball, oracle, seer, soothsayer, medium, superstition, charlatan, fakir, voodoo, quack, sham, con artist, fraud, scam, computers, computer equipment, monitors, high-tech, technology, hd, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, screen resolution
"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."
"I start with the main work, then knock off 20 or so preliminary sketches."
'My wife says our marriage has been a sham for years.'
'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'
"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."
Tags:salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales, unnecessary, sham, shams, hoaxes, hoax, customer, customers, customer service, customer services, disrespectful, impudent, impertinent, cheeky, cocky, audacious, headset, pushy, pushiness, unprofessional, executive, executives, sales strategies, sales strategy, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers
"Tell me about it! I'm a red herring: nobody believes a thing I say or do..."
'This is the letter 'A', it's the first letter of the alphabet. So much for the initial consultation...'
Monk with cloven hoofs
'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'
Gullibility Test $1.00
'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'
Office with a fake suggestion box.
Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.
'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'