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"I now believe in God."
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"
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"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"His rain dance was less effective than he'd hoped."
"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"
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'We told you, Dances With Leprechauns, this is a rain dance, not a river dance!'
"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."
"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."
"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."
"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."
"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."
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'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'
"I'm dancing, resting, dancing and resting because it's an intermittent rain dance!"
"Something tells me you are doing the wrong dance Running Bear...!"
Indian sees vision of future of America...
'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'
"I had a terrible time finding a doctor that still makes house calls!"
The tribe was soon decimated because their Shaman was a quack.
'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'
''Medicine man'? Well, that's a pretty old fashioned term. Nowadays, I express myself an a 'Spiritual Consultant''.
"Wake up, Little Hawk. You've been dancing in your sleep again!"
'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'
'Know what, Chief, that's the most successful Raindance we've ever had.'
'I want to try something new with you.'