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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
Tags:childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances
The Tragedy of Prosperity
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms
"Are these chemical free?"
The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
Tags:product, products, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, consumerism, maple, maple syrup, shampoo, conditioner, laundry detergent, washing detergent, detergent, toothpaste, motor oil, martini, anti-perspirant, antiperspirant, deodorant, innovation, innovative, trend, trends, trendy
"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, hair, conditioner, conditioners, conditioning, moisturize, moisturizes, moisturizing, moisturise, moisturises, moisturising, hate the crime, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, soft, soft hair, thick hair, hair, head of hair, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling
"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.
'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'
Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."
"I tried that new detangling shampoo."
"Because I'm worth it"
"Did you switch conditioners?"
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
'Do you think dandruff shampoo would help with all of our flakes.'
"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."
Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.
"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"
'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'
"We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos."
Got anything for horse hair?
Shampoo and Salad Dressing.
Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.