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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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The Tragedy of Prosperity
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, shampoo, shampoos, first world problem, first world problems, modern life, rich people, the tragedy of prosperity, luxury item, luxury items, luxury, middle class, prosperity, middle classes, soap, hair, wealth inequality, generation gap, generation gaps, beauty product, beauty products, cereal, bathrooms
"Are these chemical free?"
The Eleventh and Least Effective Biblical Plague...
"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, hair, conditioner, conditioners, conditioning, moisturize, moisturizes, moisturizing, moisturise, moisturises, moisturising, hate the crime, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, soft, soft hair, thick hair, hair, head of hair, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling
"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.
"I tried that new detangling shampoo."
"Because I'm worth it"
"Did you switch conditioners?"
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
'Do you think dandruff shampoo would help with all of our flakes.'
"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"
Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.
Shampoo and Salad Dressing.
Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.
'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'
"'Adds body and fullness.' Maybe it's this conditioner and not my diet that's the problem."
Having been told that she couldn't take shampoo on her flight, Gina began frantically washing her hair.
'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'
"Because I'm worth it"
'Specially formulated to add body.'
Wash and Let My People Go