Shams Cartoons and Comics

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'

'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'I claimed that I coudn't remember what happened, and they got me for 'shamnesia.''

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"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

'My wife says our marriage has been a sham for years.'

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."

'This is the letter 'A', it's the first letter of the alphabet. So much for the initial consultation...'

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'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'

'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'

'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'

'Our marriage was just a reality show on cable. It's been canceled, so it was nice knowing you.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."

"And now, fake news from Downing Street."