Shams Cartoons and Comics

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'

'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'I claimed that I coudn't remember what happened, and they got me for 'shamnesia.''

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"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

'My wife says our marriage has been a sham for years.'

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."

'This is the letter 'A', it's the first letter of the alphabet. So much for the initial consultation...'

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'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'

'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'

'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'

'Our marriage was just a reality show on cable. It's been canceled, so it was nice knowing you.'

"When the bone falls down you may survive or not. . ."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

"Don't ever call me at work!"

"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."

"George, that view in the brochure? It was painted on."

"You're the most dedicated guy in the company, Bob. I don't know how you do it."