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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."
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"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."
'I claimed that I coudn't remember what happened, and they got me for 'shamnesia.''
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."
'My wife says our marriage has been a sham for years.'
'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'
"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."
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'This is the letter 'A', it's the first letter of the alphabet. So much for the initial consultation...'
Monk with cloven hoofs
'So that's two Pinot Grigios and a Baby Sham. We hope.'
'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'
'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'
'Our marriage was just a reality show on cable. It's been canceled, so it was nice knowing you.'
"When the bone falls down you may survive or not. . ."
"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"
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"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."
"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"
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"Don't ever call me at work!"
"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."
"George, that view in the brochure? It was painted on."
"You're the most dedicated guy in the company, Bob. I don't know how you do it."