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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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sham, shams, halloween, halloween candy, candy, candies, sweet tooth, parent, parents, overprotective, overprotect, overprotecting, deception, deceptions, deceive, deceives, confiscate, confiscates, confiscating, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, punish, punishes, health nut, health nuts, healthy living, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, candy lover, candy lovers, sweets, sugar addict, sugar addicts'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'
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kangaroo, kangaroos, kangaroo court, kangaroo courts, court, courts, legal preceding, legal, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, sham, shams, bias, biased, impartial, impartiality, mock court'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
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christmas, xmas, santa, santa claus, father, father christmas, letter, letters, grotto, grottos, elf, elfs, elves, sign, signs, signed, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, left, right, handed, left handed, right handed, ambidextrous, fake, fakes, phoney, phonies, sham, shams"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."
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dog, dogs, dog behavior, dog behaviors, dog behaviour, dog behaviours, psychic, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyants, palm reader, palm readers, crystal ball, crystal balls, educated guess, educated guesses, guess, guesses, prediction, predictions, sham, shams, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, faking, faking it, fraud, frauds'I claimed that I coudn't remember what happened, and they got me for 'shamnesia.''
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
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pizza, pizzas, takeout, takeouts, take out, take outs, takeaway, takeaways, special offer, special offers, bargain, bargains, con, cons, sham, shams, deal, deals, pizzarte, pizzartes, limit, limits, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, reality check"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."
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sham, shams, scams, con, cons, antiques, antiques dealer, antique dealers, antiquity, antiquities, scam, porcelain, antique shop, antique shops, celeb, celebs, memorabilia, celebrity, celebrities, salesmen, salesman, signed piece, antique, grace kelly, good taste, style, class, china set'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'
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contest, contests, sweepstake, sweepstakes, super, win, winner, congratulations, prize, prizes, free, sham, fraud, rip-off, free gift, free gifts, shams, frauds, processing fee, processing frees, competition, competitions, junk mail, property, vehicle, transport, car, collect"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."
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salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales, unnecessary, sham, shams, hoaxes, hoax, customer, customers, customer service, customer services, disrespectful, impudent, impertinent, cheeky, cocky, audacious, headset, pushy, pushiness, unprofessional, executive, executives, sales strategies, sales strategy, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers'This is the letter 'A', it's the first letter of the alphabet. So much for the initial consultation...'
'This is your best excuse for not coming to work so far, Koslowski, but you'll be sorry if you're shamming again!'
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pulling a sicky, pulling a sickie, skiving off, skive off, skive offs, skives off, skived off, funeral, funerals, boss, bosses, manager, managers, work ethic, work ethics, sham, shams, con, cons, shaming, conning, sick day, sick days, excuse, excuses, skipping work'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'
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ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquy, performer, performers, parrot, parrots, talking bird, talking birds, pet, pets, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, lip syncing, lip sync, lip syncs, con, cons, con men, con man, conned, sham, shams, salesmen, salesman'Our marriage was just a reality show on cable. It's been canceled, so it was nice knowing you.'
"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"
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sham, shams, shampoo, shampoos, conditioning, conditioner, conditioners, marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing ploy, advertising ploy, marketing men, marketing man, advertising man, advertising men, businessmen, businessman, business strategy, business plan, business plans, business strategies"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."
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dating, quinoa, wine, cafe, relationship, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, foodie, foodies, disillusioned, disillusionment, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, sham, shams, fraud, frauds, hipster, hipsters"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"
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surgery, cosmetic, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, meeting, meetings, face lift, face-lift, interest, absorbed, attentive, engrossed, interested, expression, expressions, facial, social skill, social skills, phony, sham, deceptive, shams, deceptiveness"Don't ever call me at work!"
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beggar, beggars, begging, panhandler, panhandlers, job, jobs, panhandling, vagrant, vagrants, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, unemployed, unemployment, sham, shams, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, interruption, interruptions"Okay, so I'm not REALLY a cardiologist, but I think I can spell it, K-A-R-D. . . I think there's an L in it too. Anyway, this thing really is the size of my fist. Cool."
"George, that view in the brochure? It was painted on."
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holiday, holidays, holiday brochure, holiday brochures, dream holiday, dream holidays, holiday nightmare, hotel room, hotel rooms, vacation, vacations, trip, sham, shams, fraud, lie, lies, deceit, view, views, beauty view, painting, painted"You're the most dedicated guy in the company, Bob. I don't know how you do it."