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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
"This report to the shareholders….Which is the misinformation and which is the disinformation."
Tags:shareholder, shareholders, shareholder meeting, shareholder meetings, meeting, meetings, share, shares, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockholder, stockholders, disinformation, misinformation, business jargon, financial jargon, corporate jargon, quarterly report, quarterly reports
Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
The original selfie
Tags:narcissus, narcissus myth, myth, myths, myths, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, narcissist, narcissists, narcissisism, selfie, selfies, in love with yourself, in love with oneself, self-centred, self-centered, social media, social media post, social media posts, follower, followers, share, shares, image, images, reflection, reflections
"Now, where would we be if little girls were allowed to trade in overseas bonds?"
"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"I only overshare because you never listen."
Tags:overshare, overshares, oversharing, listen, listens, listening, listener, listeners, share, shares, sharing, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, listening skills, communication skills, communication, ignore, ignores, ignoring, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeking behavior, neglect, spousal neglect, neglected spouse, neglected spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
The Jitney 'Cross The Styx
Tags:taxi, taxis, share taxis, cab, cabs, jitney, share, share bus, bus, buses, public, public transport, transport, mythology, myth, myths, mythological, god, gods, greek, greek mythology, underworld, under world, afterlife, after life, hell, styx, river styx, traffic, crowded, crowds, tourist, tourists, journey, journeys, car, cars
'This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a semi-private room.'
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on your I.P.O.' cards?'
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
Tags:dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, share, shared, sharing, shares, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, sweettooth, legal contract, legal contracts, legal agreement, legal agreements, binding agreement, binding agreements, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, eating out
Tags:roommates, compatibility, communication, good communication, teaching, communication skills, married life, marriage, husband, husbands, wives, wife, husbands and wives, husband and wife, couple, couples, married couples, arguing, argue, argument, arguments, clash, clashing, share, shared, shared space, sharing, personal space, marriage troubles, simple, simple lessons
"Here, too, a "share" button?"
Tags:microwave, microwaving, heat up, heating up, cook, cooking, share, share button, share buttons, social media, social media obsessed, social media sharing, sharing, share, oversharing, overshare, over sharing, over share, food photos, food pics, internet of things, smart cooker, smart appliances
Give so that I won't have to eat my dog!
Tags:homeless, homelessness, jobless, no job, donate, donation, charity, charitable, charities, charity shop, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, giving, helping, give, help, share, sharing, helping others, support, supporting, supporting others, community support, fight hunger, end hunger, stop hunger, desperate, desperation, hunger, hungry
"We have a share in an apple."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, worm, worms, insect, insects, bug, bugs, apple, apples, fruit, food, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, share, shares, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, economy, economics, money, finances, stock, stocks, trader, traders, trading, business
'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'
"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pets as kids, fur baby, fur babies, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, pet parent, pet parents, chinese food, chinese take-out, chinese take-away, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, chinese delivery, food, people food, takeout, take-out, takeaway, take-away, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, save some, share, sharing, family, families, modern life, modern family
'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'