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'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'
'Your portfolio is down and your blood pressure is up.'
A patient's stocks graph matches that of his heart monitor.
'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'
'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio'
Today stocks fell on news that no one really has a clue why stocks rise and fall.
'Could you give me that in dollars, quarters, dimes and nickels? I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'
'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'
'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'
The Optimists Channel: Today, in stocks...there's good news if you believe adversity makes you stronger.
Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''
You know why you're on the naughty step. You lost three billion.
'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio.'
'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'
'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'
'Oh Cynthia, I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'
'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'
'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'
'What I want you to do is spot any mistakes before I make them.'
'Hey Mom! Why is this man who invests money called a broker?'
Catering to the Small Investor since 1929.
'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'
'So that's why your stock sells at 36,000 times earnings.'
'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'
"Thanks for coming at such short notice to discuss your portfolio. I've also taken the liberty of inviting Miss O'Toole...our grief counsellor."
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