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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
"This report to the shareholders….Which is the misinformation and which is the disinformation."
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Wall Street Down
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The original selfie
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"Now, where would we be if little girls were allowed to trade in overseas bonds?"
"I only overshare because you never listen."
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"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."
"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."
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'This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a semi-private room.'
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on your I.P.O.' cards?'
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
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"We have a share in an apple."
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"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
Stock Market Roller-coaster.
'As long as he continues to come up with brilliant investment strategies we leave him alone...'
'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'
We won't have to face any angry stockholders. We're running our annual stockholders meeting as an online webcast.
'Did you say 'buy-buy' or 'bye-bye'?'
"Care for a sleazeball?"
"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."