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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"Perhaps I'll enjoy sharing what's on your iPod, honey, when Hell freezes over."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, when hell freezes over, sharing, sharing music, music, musical taste, musical tastes, different tastes, modern life, modern music, modern parenting, enjoy, appreciate, mp3 player, mp3 players, music player, music players, smartphone, smartphones, electronic device, electronic devices, technology, headphones, earphones, ear buds, earbuds, family life, family, families
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
"I'd recommend this."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, waitstaff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, recommendation, recommendations, chefs special, chef's special, unprofesional, professionalism, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, sharing, sharing food, sharing a meal
"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."
"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
Tags:money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, debt, debts, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, lending money, loan officer, loan officers, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, deposit, deposits, sharing
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"I only overshare because you never listen."
Tags:overshare, overshares, oversharing, listen, listens, listening, listener, listeners, share, shares, sharing, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, listening skills, communication skills, communication, ignore, ignores, ignoring, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeking behavior, neglect, spousal neglect, neglected spouse, neglected spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."
Twitter is born.
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, social networking, technology, computer, computers, online, internet, newsfeed, newsfeeds, post, posts, posting, sharing, food, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, sandwich, sandwiches, daily, normal, unremarkable, born, birth, invention, inventions, origin, origins, beginning, beginnings, innovation, innovative, solution, solutions, problem, problems, oversharing, tmi, too much information, millennial, millennials, modern life
Tags:like, likes, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media fatigue, fatigue, tired, tire, tires, exhaustion, exhausted, social media age, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern living, modern communication, communication, communications, dog, dogs, cats, cats, sharing, oversharing, over sharing, overshare, over share
'This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a semi-private room.'
"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
Tags:dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, share, shared, sharing, shares, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, sweettooth, legal contract, legal contracts, legal agreement, legal agreements, binding agreement, binding agreements, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, eating out
Tags:roommates, compatibility, communication, good communication, teaching, communication skills, married life, marriage, husband, husbands, wives, wife, husbands and wives, husband and wife, couple, couples, married couples, arguing, argue, argument, arguments, clash, clashing, share, shared, shared space, sharing, personal space, marriage troubles, simple, simple lessons
"Here, too, a "share" button?"
Tags:microwave, microwaving, heat up, heating up, cook, cooking, share, share button, share buttons, social media, social media obsessed, social media sharing, sharing, share, oversharing, overshare, over sharing, over share, food photos, food pics, internet of things, smart cooker, smart appliances
Give so that I won't have to eat my dog!
Tags:homeless, homelessness, jobless, no job, donate, donation, charity, charitable, charities, charity shop, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, giving, helping, give, help, share, sharing, helping others, support, supporting, supporting others, community support, fight hunger, end hunger, stop hunger, desperate, desperation, hunger, hungry
"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pets as kids, fur baby, fur babies, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, pet parent, pet parents, chinese food, chinese take-out, chinese take-away, chinese takeaway, chinese takeout, chinese delivery, food, people food, takeout, take-out, takeaway, take-away, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, save some, share, sharing, family, families, modern life, modern family
"I have only my selfie to blame."
Tags:selfie, selfies, social media, social-media, internet, mistake, mistakes, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, scandal, scandals, politics, politician, politicians, cell phone, cell, cells, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, technologies, share, sharing, blame, blaming, millennial, millenials
'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'
"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"