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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'
"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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"How about some help carrying the groceries?"
"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.
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'I know it sounds weird, Bill, but it's true! When I focus on what I can BRING to the feeding frenzy instead of what I get from it, I feel a whole lot better about myself!'
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Counselor? Is that you?"
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
"Come on in. The water's fine."
"I'm trying to eat more locals."
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"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'
"Remember to floss after every surfer."