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The Sharpest thing there is: Christ's Pocket Knife
'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."
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"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"
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"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
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"We got the cactus account!"
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'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
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"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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"Your life must be very exciting."
"I think that getting implants would help me from being flat."
Tags:musical notes, musical note, flat note, flat notes, musical scale, musical scales, scale, breast implant, implant, implants, flat chested, bra size, bra sizes, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, bemolle, pitch, pitches, notes, flat, sharp, scales
'Boy, our son is sharp!'
'Group hug anyone?'
Industrial spy in the OR...
"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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'Well, it looks like it fell right out of the sky. But no use letting them go to waste. Let's all grab as many as we can and finish the race.'
'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'
'Mrs. White, phone my doctor and tell him the pain in my finger is back.'
Tags:old man, old men, loss of sight, loss of vision, eyesight, vision, buzz, buzzing, buzzed, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, sharp, sharpener, pencil sharpening, pa, personal assistant, secretary, doctor, doctors, cut, cutting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm afraid I can't allow you on the plane, sir. Your hair is too sharp.'
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
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'No, but he's still got really sharp gums!'
Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.