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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
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Your Guide to Winning Movember
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"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"Lethal injection's my favorite, because they don't make you shave your head."
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
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Shaving off your Beard
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'Who ordered the Brazilian?'
"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
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'No, that's not a lighting program. My girlfriend has 5 o'clock shadow.'
"A shave and a shine."
'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'
'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
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'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'
The focus group thinks it's time you got rid of the beard.
"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"
Moses parts the Red Sea.