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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
Tags:shave, shaves, shaved, god, gods, creator, creators, creation, creations, heaven, heavenly being, heavenly beings, celestial, celestials, celestial being, celestial beings, angel, angels, facial hair, facial hairs, bear, bears, male grooming, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashions, fashionable
"All done - now I can go out..."
Tags:scrubbed, plucked, shaved, tweaked, buffed, scraped, stretched, lifted, bathroom, fake tan, dyed, exfoliated, false eyelashes, pampered, tucked, beauty, shallow, unhealthy, body image, body images, artificial, artificiality, spray tan, spray tans, spray tanning, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, plastic surgeon
"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"
"It makes you look years younger."
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"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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"I shaved my chest, in case you think that's sexy."
"You know, I've never seen you without your whiskers before."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, facial hair, beard, beards, whisker, whiskers, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, shaved, shaven, unrecognizable, unrecognisable, barely recognizable, barely recognisable
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
Tags:hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments
"I had my coat made into a sweater."
"Notice anything different about me?"
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'I don't know...He's got an edge about him I kinda like.'
'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'
Potato having a shave.
'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'
'You missed a spot, Honey...'
'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'
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This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
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'But without my beard I'm just a naked face.'
'At least your stubble is evenly distributed.'
'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'