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"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
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'Who ordered the Brazilian?'
'No, that's not a lighting program. My girlfriend has 5 o'clock shadow.'
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
"Janet would like to join us for 'No Shave November'."
To collect whiskers, Norelco unveils its new bagging shaver.
"They keep bringing out new ones with extra blades..."
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"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."
'That hairy mutt of ours is under the table again.'
"You're my surgeon and you nicked yourself shaving?"
Cut Throat Price
'You missed a spot, Honey...'
'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'
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"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"
Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.
'SAVE the whale,you idiot! SAVE!!' (A man shaving a whale).
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
'I got tired of trimming my goatie a long time ago...'
"You're shaving with my cell phone."
'But, George - woolly mammoths don't shave!'
'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'
New Twenty Blades