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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"It makes you look years younger."
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'He's our hedge fund manager.'
"Your profile online said nothing about being bald."
Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.
"Every time he comes back from being sheared, we have to spend hours talking about how vulnerable he feels."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, insensitive, insensitivity, sheep, sheared, shearing, support, supportive, unsupportive, vulnerability, feeling vulnerable, emotional support, complain, complaining, emotionally needy, needy, neediness, shepherd, shepherds
Suddenly, the flock became suspicious: How come the newcomer wasn't shorn?
'I thought you said you'd done this before.'
'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'
'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'
Sheep support group
Tags:support group, sheep, sheeps, wool, lamb, chop, shear, shearing, shorn, sheared, shearer, shave, balding, hairless, trim, strip, assault, violation, coping, talk therapy, support, community, barber, bare, strip, shiver, animal, farm animal, herd, barn, therapy, therapist, group therapy, psychologist, psychiatry, self-help, alcoholics anonymous, aa, psych, healing
'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'
Tags:box, boxing, boxer, boxers, sheep, sheeps, wool, shear, sheared, shearing, beefy, strong, stronger, fight, fighting, fights, fought, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, promise, promises, promising, advice, advising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
Tags:sheep, wool, wools, shave, shaved, shear, sheared, shearing, shearer, shearers, farmer, farmers, plumber, plumb, plumbers, plumbing, clog, clogs, clogged, unclog, unclogs, unclogged, unclogging, bath, baths, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, baa, black, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Andrew. Did you shear your sisters bangs?'
"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."
'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'
'We were all self-conscious after our first shearing Darling, but you'll get used to it...'
'We'd like to buy some down coats.'
Sheep shearer discovers wolf in sheep's clothing.
'That's all you care? The first time you see me sheared you want out?'
'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'
Safari man shearing lions mane.
Leave him alone tonight Timmy, your fathers had a hard day at work
'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'