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'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.
'I thought you said you'd done this before.'
Just the usual, thanks.
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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
"He's always like this on a Monday morning"
Sheep support group
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This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
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'How did the negotiation go? Not too well.'
Evidently the new shearer is French.
"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."
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'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'
'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'
'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'
'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"..And Shearer's been caught by the off-side trap!"
Fleeces for sale
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
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