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'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.
'I thought you said you'd done this before.'
"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
"He's always like this on a Monday morning"
Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
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'How did the negotiation go? Not too well.'
Evidently the new shearer is French.
"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."
Tags:shearing, shearings, shearer, shearers, wool, woolly, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair extension, hair extensions, hair cut, hair cuts, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, highlight, highlights, fashions, sheep farm, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, sheep farming, farmer, farmers, farming
'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'
'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'
'Poor Danny - every sheep shearing season he got in trouble!'
"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."
Fleeces for sale
"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
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Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop
"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"
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