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"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
Tags:haircut, haircuts, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, shepherding, shear, shears, shearing, cut, cuts, mirror, mirrors, evaluate, evaluates, evaluating, evaluation, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, stylist, stylists, shave, shaves, shaved head, shaved heads, fresh cut, fresh cuts
'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
"Your profile online said nothing about being bald."
Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.
Shear and Wear
Tags:fashion, style, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, fashion label, fashion labels, fashion brand, fashion brands, pattern, patterns, animal, animals, sheep, wool, shear, shearing, wear, wearing, ready-to-wear, fast fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, scarf, scarves, handbag, handbags, purse, purses
"Every time he comes back from being sheared, we have to spend hours talking about how vulnerable he feels."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, insensitive, insensitivity, sheep, sheared, shearing, support, supportive, unsupportive, vulnerability, feeling vulnerable, emotional support, complain, complaining, emotionally needy, needy, neediness, shepherd, shepherds
Suddenly, the flock became suspicious: How come the newcomer wasn't shorn?
'I thought you said you'd done this before.'
Just the usual, thanks.
Tags:santa, kiwi, kiwis, shear, shears, shearing, shearer, shave, shaves, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, sheep, wool, flock, flocks, shed, sheds, new zealand, new zealander, new zealanders, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, christmas, x-mas, xmas
"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."
'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'
'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'
Sheep support group
Tags:support group, sheep, sheeps, wool, lamb, chop, shear, shearing, shorn, sheared, shearer, shave, balding, hairless, trim, strip, assault, violation, coping, talk therapy, support, community, barber, bare, strip, shiver, animal, farm animal, herd, barn, therapy, therapist, group therapy, psychologist, psychiatry, self-help, alcoholics anonymous, aa, psych, healing
"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"
'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'
'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'
Tags:box, boxing, boxer, boxers, sheep, sheeps, wool, shear, sheared, shearing, beefy, strong, stronger, fight, fighting, fights, fought, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, promise, promises, promising, advice, advising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
Tags:sheep, wool, wools, shave, shaved, shear, sheared, shearing, shearer, shearers, farmer, farmers, plumber, plumb, plumbers, plumbing, clog, clogs, clogged, unclog, unclogs, unclogged, unclogging, bath, baths, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, baa, black, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Andrew. Did you shear your sisters bangs?'
'How did the negotiation go? Not too well.'
Evidently the new shearer is French.
'You guys shear this, I'll go and get another one!'