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A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
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(Hey! Great chops!)
"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
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His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
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A Wii in a manger
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'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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'He's a goatee herder.'
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
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"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
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'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'
Identity Crisis Support Group
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
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"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
'OK, George. I'm Lance Armstrong, you're an indispensable member of my racing team, and I've got a bike pointed right at the French media...'
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"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
'I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.'
Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.
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The Trouble With Cloning