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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, annoyed, angry, upset, cooperation, cooperating
"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
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Why Are You Following Me?
"You're a working dog, so be back early."
Tags:working animal, working animals, working dog, working dogs, late night, late nights, out late, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, shepherd, shepherds, parent, parents, parenting, child, kid, kids, worry, worries, worrying, weeknight, weeknights, go out, goes out, going out, stay out late, staying out late, overtired, tired, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, teenage
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
Tags:sheepdog, sheepdogs, shepherd, shepherds, security guard, security guards, security camera, security cameras, sheep, sheeps, flock, flocks, herd, herds, sheep dog, sheep dogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, working dog, working dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, surveillance, security surveillance
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
"Where can I get me one o' them border collies like yours, Earl?"
Tags:border collie, border collies, collie, collies, sheepdog, sheepdogs, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, sheep herd, herding sheep, herding, dog, dogs, border wall, border walls, border, borders, us border wall, mexican border, us-mexico border, do it yourself, security, watchdog, watchdogs, watch dog, watch dogs
"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."
Tags:sheep, rabies, dog, dogs, sheepdog, sheepdogs, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor mill, rumor mills, rumour mill, rumour mills, disease, diseases, outbreak, outbreaks, pass it on, passing it on, gossip, gossips, gossiping, shepherd, shepherds, fear, fears, fearful, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, germophobe, germophobic, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."
"How's this? 'Mr. Walters lives and works in Westbury, Connecticut, with his wife and daughter and two large Old English sheepdogs.' "
Tags:publisher, publishers, publishing, author, authors, editor, editors, blurb, blurbs, author bio, author bios, bio, bios, biography, biographies, profile, profiles, social media, social network, social networks, personal life, sheepdog, sheepdogs, shedding, moulting, molting, dog hair, dog hairs, dog-hair, dog-hairs
Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?
'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
Santa Face in Sheep
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, face, faces, facial shape, facial shapes, sheep, new zealand, shepherd, shepherds, kiwi, kiwis, farmer, farmers, farming, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, x-mas, xmas, christmas, christmas season, christmas seasons
"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."
"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"
"Do you know what the last few hairs on a dog's tail are called? ... Dog's hairs."
"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."
Tags:animal, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologists, optician, opticians, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, haircut, haircuts, fringes, bangs, dog, fringe, optometrist, ophthalmologist, eye, doctor, vision, view, eyes, fringe, hair, cut, logic
"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"
'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'
Tags:sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, lamb, lambs, offense, offense, defense, defenses, coach, coaches, game plan, game plans, basketball, basketball game, basketball games, basketball player, basketball players, running the offense, sheepdog, sheepdogs, dog, dogs, bark, barks, barking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"An ASBO for sheep worry isn't fair - I was only following orders!"
Tags:asbo, asbos, anti-social behaviour order, anti-social behaviour orders, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, shepherd, shepherds, working farm, working farms, order, orders, sheepdog trial, sheepdog trials, trial, trials, crime, crimes, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, farm dog, farm dogs
"Well, technically, I'm a young "Old English Sheepdog"..."
"My annual performance review is fast approaching and I'm aiming at a promotion: Happy to support my application?"