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"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."
Tags:sheet, sheets, fitted sheet, fitted sheets, decision, decisions, mature, maturity, grown up, grown-up, grown up purchase, grown up purchases, big decision, big decisions, identity, self-identity, sense of self, decor, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, bed, bed sheet, bed sheets, impulse buy, impulse buys
Boy Plays Flute With Backside
Tags:music, musicians, musical, sheet music, sheet, flute, flutes, instrumental, instrument, kid, kids, child, childish, fart, farting, toot, tooting, gross out, gross-out, ha ha, farts, wind instrument, wind, wind section, orchestra, orchestral, putting the wind back in wind instrument, classical, classical music, butt, butts, backside, bum, bums, toilet humor, toilet humour
'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'
Standing on sheets of paper.
"Hey, check it out. Bill forgot his sheet again."
'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'
'Rooms are £200 a day. Did you want nurses...? Bed...? Sheets...?...'
KKK washing day.
Stop hogging the sheets
'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'
A woman carries bedsheets.
"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, sheet, sheets, white sheet, white sheets, haunted house, haunted houses, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, recognize, recognizing, recognition, recognise, recognising, faux pas, embarrassing, accident, accidents, one-sided conversation, one-sided conversations
"Calvin, before you go out, can you bring those new sheets off the line please?"
Tags:sheet, fire, race, religion, racism, washing, washing line, domesticity, marriage, relationship, innocence, racist, klan, klan member, lynch mob, domestic, household, chore, task, imperial wizard, hate group, the klan, extremist, white nationalism, robe, robes, mask, hats, hat, masks, right wing extremist, menial task, caught out, caught red handed, caught
'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'
'Let's see... licorice, M&M's and a Snickers bar. Sorry, Igor, not a single brain here either.'
Tags:halloween, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressup, ghost, ghosts, zombie, zombies, sweet, sweets, candy, brain, brains, monster, monsters, sheet, sheets, mask, masks, masked, trick or treat, trick or treaters, trick or treating, goody bag, goody bags, chocolate, chocolatesthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
"Why can't duvets be square?"
...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, kill, killing, killed, murder, murdered, murdering, murderer, murderers, sheet, sheets, notes, note, notation, notations, argument, arguments, argumentation, argumentative, threat, threatened, threatening, smother, smothering, smothers, witness, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'
Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.
For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
Tags:bed, beds, mattress, mattresses, wrong side, pyjama, pyjamas, bedclothes, bedcloths, sheet, sheets, bedding, beddings, rest, rested, resting, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, slept, goodnight, goodnights, husband, husbands, wives, wife, married couple, married couples, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'