Shelf Life Cartoons and Comics

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"That's what happens when you're past your shelf life."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey, Eddie, wanna hear a joke that's offensive now, in bad taste two years from now, funny in eight, and no one gets in twenty?"

"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."

'I've just seen my file. Did you know we've all got sell-by-dates?'

Short shelf life...please help!

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

"I was wondering if you could alter my shelf life date."

"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."