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"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
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comestible, comestibles, food, foods, food item, food items, food science, food sciences, genetic modification, genetically modified, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, rubber, foam rubber, food business, food regulation, food regulations, biology, biologist, biologists, shelf life, shelf lives, preservative, preservatives, increasing shelf life, profit, profit motive, profit motives'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'
"That's what happens when you're past your shelf life."
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shelf life, shelf-life, shelf lives, shelf-lives, bookcase, bookcases, book case, book cases, book-case, book-cases, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, novel, novels, hobby, book, books, book worm, book worms, bookworm, bookworms'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
"Hey, Eddie, wanna hear a joke that's offensive now, in bad taste two years from now, funny in eight, and no one gets in twenty?"
State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.
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'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'
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fly, flies, bluebottle, bluebottles, maggot, insect, insects, shop, shopping, supermarket, dung, poo, turds, poo-poo, crap, sell-by date, sell-by dates, use-by, use-by date, consume, preservatives, shelf life, perishable, perishables, perishable goods, fresh, freshness, expireno offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.
"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."
"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."
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