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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"It lets me be me."
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"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
"I don't do windows."
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A hermit crab moves home
"This one picks up the Atlantic from Manasquan to Cape Henlopen."
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."
"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
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"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."
'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'
'How'd you get my shell phone number?'
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
A jogger listens to a conch
'What was I thinking? It's freezing out here!' When box turtles think outside the box.
Look who's religious all of a sudden
"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments
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