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"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
Tags:the walrus and the carpenter, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, poem, poems, poetry, shellfish, high cholesterol, blood pressure, high blood pressure, medication, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dietiticians, healthy life, healthy living, gadfly, gadflies
"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
New From Why? Books
Tags:bad, bad ideas, cursed, instuction, instructional, instructional guides, guide, guides, guidebook, guide book, guidebooks, guide books, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, never, never ever, oysters, bad food, stinking, stinky, seafood, shellfish, shellfishes, cuisine, odour, odor, sleepless, sleep, pain, painful, painful shoes, stoic, stoics, stoicism, read, reading, self help, self-help, terrible idea, terrible
"Thanks again, kid!"
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, kind, kindness, philanthropy, philanthropic, philanthropist, charitable, charity, charities, thanks, thanks again, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seal life, sealife, shellfish, shell fish, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
Lobster Hot Tub
'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'
Tags:marriage, counseling, counselor, medical, relationships, relationship, advice, pun, puns, punny, animals, crabs, crabby, crab, shellfish, shellfishes, shell-fish, shell-fishes, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, marital problem, grump, grumps, grumpiness, grumpy
An Accidental Clam Bake.
Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.
"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."
Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."
"Yes!!! I will marry you!"
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, clam, clams, shellfish, happy, happiness, happy as a clam, expression, expressions
Who knew this place had a hot tub.
'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'
"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."
They kept all the pearls because they were very shellfish.
Clam - The Dance Mix
Tags:dance mix, dance mixes, dance music, dance, dances, night life, night club, night clubs, clam, clams, fish, fishes, bivalve molluscs, bivalve mollusc, mollusc, molluscs, mussel, mussels, shellfish, shellfishes, shell-fish, shell-fishes, shell fish, shell fishes, music mix, music mixes, marine life, sea life
"How did I get her to eat them? I told her they were 'Hostess' crab cakes."
Tags:snack, snacks, eating, dining, crab, crabs, crab cakes, seafood, shellfish, meal, meals, lunch, dinner, plate, silverware, hostess, dessert, nutrition, parenting, family, father, mother, child, children, kid, kids, kitchen, table, creativity, persuasion, seafood, seafoods, shellfishes, crab cake, crab cakes
Lobster Hot Tub.
Lobster playing the bassoon.
'You promise me they're animatronic?'
'You will have my dead body but not my obedience.'