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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"It lets me be me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, hermit crab, hermit crabs, crab, crabs, shell, shells, seashell, seashells, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, sea, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion sense, personal style, decorative, flashy, ornate, showing off, standing out, being different, unique
"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
"I don't do windows."
"This one picks up the Atlantic from Manasquan to Cape Henlopen."
A hermit crab moves home
"Of course he's home. He's a snail."
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, shell, shells, home, homes, house, houses, housing, housed, friend, friends, visit, visited, visiting, visits, obvious fact, obvious facts, at home, indoors, mollusca, molluscs, search results featured snippet from the web malacologists, search results featured snippet from the web malacologist, malacology, conchologists, conchologist, conchology
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
Turtle checking out another shell.
"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."
Tags:oyster, oysters, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, going out, go out, dress up, dressing up, pearl, pearls, wear, wears, wearing, jewellery, obvious, given, shell, shells, sight, hidden, view, cannot see, ask, asks, asking, enquire, enquires, enquiring, seafood, sea, ocean, oceans
"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."
"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, property, properties, mortgage, mortgages, loan, loans, payment, payments, money, finances, foreclosure, foreclosed, confiscated, eviction, evictions, evicted, financial advice, bank, banks, debt, debts
"I sometimes ask myself why I needed a shell in the first place."
"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."
'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'
'How'd you get my shell phone number?'
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
A jogger listens to a conch
"We're ALL nuts my friend."
Tags:nut, nuts, pyschologist, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, feel, feels, feelings, confide, confides, confiding, crazy, mad, insane, specie, species, food, snack, snacks, snacking, peanut, peanuts, shell, shells, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, pun, puns
Look who's religious all of a sudden
'What was I thinking? It's freezing out here!' When box turtles think outside the box.