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"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, annoyed, angry, upset, cooperation, cooperating
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He's a goatee herder.'
"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, flock, flocks, shepherd, livestock, farm, farms, shepherds, mutton, muttonchop, muttonchops, mutton chop, mutton chops, hair, facial hair, sideburn, sideburns, beard, beards, disrespectful, insensitive, indifferent, man, men, wordplay, word play
Tags:shepherd, shepherding, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, shepherd's crook, shepherds crook, shepherd's crooks, shepherds crooks, sheep dog, sheep dogs, intercom, intercoms, farmer, farmers, farming
"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, order, orders, orderings, command, commands, commanding, royal decree, royal decrees, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, governments, politics, sheeple
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.
Tags:sheep, shepherd, shepherds, cheat, cheats, cheater, exam, exams, examination, examinations, test, tests, baa, noise, onomatopoeia, question, questions, questioning, herd, herding, herdermfarm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, sound, sounds, noises, deceive, deceiving, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Moses leads his people to the dessert.
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
Tags:middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mount
"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
Tags:travel, travels, traveling, traveled, travelling, travelled, air travel, airport, airline, boarding, board, boarding airplane, airport gate, airport terminal, airport terminals, gate, gates, announcement, announcements, gate announcement, gate announcements, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, sheepherder, sheepherders, herd, herds, herd of sheep, farmer, farming, farmers, sheep farming, sheep farmers, sheep farmer, passenger, passengers, airline passenger, airline passengers, gate agent, gate agents, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, airline, airlines
"He was much more effective in the field."
Tags:farm, farms, farmer, farmers, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, remote working, remote worker, remote workers, modern technology, modern technologies, working remotely, digital nomad, digital nomads, field of work, effective, effectiveness, impractical, impracticality, telecommute, telecommuting, telecommuter, telecommuters, ecommuter, ecommuters, e commuter, e commuters, e-commuter, e-commuters, modern life, modern times, modern technology
"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
Sheep fetching crook.
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, yodeller, yodeller, yodelling, sheep, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, shepherds crook, shepherd crooks, shepherd's crook, shepherd's crooks, newspaper, newspapers, fetching the newspaper
Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"He barely hers anymore."
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, distraction, farmer, farmers, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, shepherding, farming, distracting, isolation, isolated, social isolation, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction
Why Are You Following Me?
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
Tags:haircut, haircuts, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, shepherding, shear, shears, shearing, cut, cuts, mirror, mirrors, evaluate, evaluates, evaluating, evaluation, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, stylist, stylists, shave, shaves, shaved head, shaved heads, fresh cut, fresh cuts
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, coach, coaches, coaching, training, trainer, trainers, instructions, advice, instructor, instructors, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, slicing, backswing, swing, golf swing, crook, crooks, golf club, golf clubs, teaching