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"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, annoyed, angry, upset, cooperation, cooperating
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He's a goatee herder.'
"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, flock, flocks, shepherd, livestock, farm, farms, shepherds, mutton, muttonchop, muttonchops, mutton chop, mutton chops, hair, facial hair, sideburn, sideburns, beard, beards, disrespectful, insensitive, indifferent, man, men, wordplay, word play
"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, order, orders, orderings, command, commands, commanding, royal decree, royal decrees, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, governments, politics, sheeple
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.
Tags:sheep, shepherd, shepherds, cheat, cheats, cheater, exam, exams, examination, examinations, test, tests, baa, noise, onomatopoeia, question, questions, questioning, herd, herding, herdermfarm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, sound, sounds, noises, deceive, deceiving, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
"He was much more effective in the field."
Tags:farm, farms, farmer, farmers, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, remote working, remote worker, remote workers, modern technology, modern technologies, working remotely, digital nomad, digital nomads, field of work, effective, effectiveness, impractical, impracticality, telecommute, telecommuting, telecommuter, telecommuters, ecommuter, ecommuters, e commuter, e commuters, e-commuter, e-commuters, modern life, modern times, modern technology
"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
Sheep fetching crook.
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, yodeller, yodeller, yodelling, sheep, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, shepherds crook, shepherd crooks, shepherd's crook, shepherd's crooks, newspaper, newspapers, fetching the newspaper
Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"He barely hers anymore."
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, distracted, distraction, farmer, farmers, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, shepherding, farming, distracting, isolation, isolated, social isolation, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, coach, coaches, coaching, training, trainer, trainers, instructions, advice, instructor, instructors, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, slicing, backswing, swing, golf swing, crook, crooks, golf club, golf clubs, teaching
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
Tags:haircut, haircuts, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, shepherding, shear, shears, shearing, cut, cuts, mirror, mirrors, evaluate, evaluates, evaluating, evaluation, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, stylist, stylists, shave, shaves, shaved head, shaved heads, fresh cut, fresh cuts
Why Are You Following Me?
'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'
A shepherd herds clouds.
Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan
A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".