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'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'
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Knights jousting on pinatas
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'
'You don't trust me, do you?'
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Tags:dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, knight, knights, saint george, knighthood, knighthoods, mythical creature, mythical being, mythical creatures, mythical beings, warrior, warriors, sword, swords, roast chicken, roast chickens, roasted chicken, shield, shields, sword, spit, spits, opportunist, chivalry, chivalrous, snack, snacks
Alfred the Great
Protection from technology
Fortune Favours the Brave
'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'
'Why are they all picking on me?'
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, animal, animals, reindeer, rudolph, war on christmas, politics, political correctness, secularisation, secularization, media, business, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, holiday, holidays, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, armour, armor, body armour, body armor, bullet-proof vest, bulletproof vest, bullet-proof vests, bulletproof vests, protective gear, protective equipment, safety gear, safety equipment, riot gear, shield, shields, helmet, helmets, armed, sword, swords, getting ready, preparing, preparing for war, preparing for battle, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
Tags:medieval, consumerism, consumer, consumers, medieval times, medieval ages, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, knights, kinght, sport, sports, joust, jousting, horse, horses, horseback, shield, shields, promo, promotion, promos, promotions, goods and services, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, brand, brands, brand name, logo, logos, slogan, slogans, sponsor, sponsorship, sponsors, paid sponsor, finance, subsidise, subsidize
"Now we have all your arrows!"
Tags:artillery, arrow, arrows, archer, archers, archery, shield, shields, military strategy, army, armies, military tactic, military tactics, military strategies, flawed strategy, flawed strategies, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, bad leadership, bad leader, bad leaders, general, generals
Medusa and Perseus.
Knight with umbrella
'This has to be the PR department's worst idea yet.'
'Throw the ball! I can't hold them much longer - the defence shields are weakening!'
Tired of searing the roof of his mouth when he ate pizza, Gary swore by his new Pizza Shield.
'I want you folks to turn all your bows and arrows and swords and shields and stuff over to the Government -- you might hurt yourselves with them.'
Pen mightier than sword.