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Tags:funeral, funerals, death, dead, die, died, viking funeral, viking, vikings, nordic, nord, history, historical, ancient, ancient history, oar, oars, boat, boats, shield, shields, row, rowing, fire, fired, fires, set on fire, alight, hearse, hearses, funerary, respect, respectful, burial, burials, buried
'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, fought, human shield, human shields, shield, shields, shielding, shielded, protect, protects, protection, protected, barrier, barriers, care, cares, careful, carefulness, jab, jabs, jabbing, jabbed, punch, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Knights jousting on pinatas
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Tags:dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, knight, knights, saint george, knighthood, knighthoods, mythical creature, mythical being, mythical creatures, mythical beings, warrior, warriors, sword, swords, roast chicken, roast chickens, roasted chicken, shield, shields, sword, spits, opportunist, chivalry, chivalrous, snack, snacks
Protection from technology
'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'
"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, animal, animals, reindeer, rudolph, war on christmas, politics, political correctness, secularisation, secularization, media, business, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, holiday, holidays, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun violence, armour, armor, body armour, body armor, bullet-proof vest, bulletproof vest, bullet-proof vests, bulletproof vests, protective gear, protective equipment, safety gear, safety equipment, riot gear, shield, shields, helmet, helmets, armed, sword, swords, getting ready, preparing, preparing for war, preparing for battle, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
Tags:medieval, consumerism, consumer, consumers, medieval times, medieval ages, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, knights, kinght, sport, sports, joust, jousting, horse, horses, horseback, shield, shields, promo, promotion, promos, promotions, goods and services, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, brand, brands, brand name, logo, logos, slogan, slogans, sponsor, sponsorship, sponsors, paid sponsor, finance, subsidise, subsidize
"This might take a while."
Tags:loading, loading screen, spinning wheel, spinning wheels, slow, slowdown, slow down, computer, computers, gladiator, gladiators, delay, delays, wait, waits, waiting, impatient, impatience, load, loads, download, downloads, downloading, fight, fights, battle, battles, hurry, hurries, hurrying, rush, rushes, rushing, frustration, frustrations, shield, shields, shielding, long wait, long waits, roman, romans
"Now we have all your arrows!"
Tags:artillery, arrow, arrows, archer, archers, archery, shield, shields, military strategy, army, armies, military tactic, military tactics, military strategies, flawed strategy, flawed strategies, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, bad leadership, bad leader, bad leaders, general, generals
Knight with umbrella
'This has to be the PR department's worst idea yet.'
'Throw the ball! I can't hold them much longer - the defence shields are weakening!'
Tired of searing the roof of his mouth when he ate pizza, Gary swore by his new Pizza Shield.
Armor Auction: Rust in peace.
Tags:ancient greeks, hoplites, shield, shields, shield walls, spear, spears, warrior, warriors, war, wars, battlefield, shield formation, embarrassing, ancient greek, classicist, classicists, hoplite, phalanx, greek warrior, shield wall, birds, perching birds, ancient warriors, pest, pests, distractions, javelins, spears
'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'
Tags:waiter, waiters, tuna surprise, tuna surprises, dislike, dislikes, hate, hates, shield, shields, shielding, shielded, fail, fails, failure, fish, meal, meals, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, take cover, takes cover, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, cover, covers, close to home
'Shield your udder.'
Tags:cow, cows, udder, udders, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, free kick, free kicks, shield, shields, shielding, shielded, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, protect, protects, protecting, protected, protection, cover, covers, covering, covered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'OK, you've got your helmet, shield, kneepads, TASER, steel-toed boots,,, You're all set, Thanks for subbing on short notice, Mrs, Thomas'
Tags:sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, teacher, teachers, teaching, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, protect, protects, protection, protections, protected, helmet, helmets, shield, shields, kneepad, kneepads, knee pad, knee pads, taser, tasers, boots, steel-toed, steel toe, close to home
'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'
'Don't be such a 'cry-baby' - and besides, you'll go rusty!'
Knight walking his dog.
'You call this 'opening up'?'